Avast! I have defeated me arch nemesis No Beard at long last. Yahahaharr!
Time fer ye to walk the plank! The future plank, that is!
Prepare to be keelhauled by cyber-moles, mate!
I don't have time fer the likes of ye. Outta me way.
I'm goin' ta go further back in time ta make orphans of yer children. Again!
