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ST. IVES
BEING
THE ADVENTURES OF A FRENCH PRISONER IN ENGLAND
CHAPTER I - A TALE OF A LION RAMPANT
It was in the month of May 1813 that I was so unlucky as to fall at
last into the hands of the enemy. My knowledge of the English
language had marked me out for a certain employment. Though I
cannot conceive a soldier refusing to incur the risk, yet to be hanged
for a spy is a disgusting business; and I was relieved to be held a
prisoner of war. Into the Castle of Edinburgh, standing in the
midst of that city on the summit of an extraordinary rock, I was cast
with several hundred fellow-sufferers, all privates like myself, and
the more part of them, by an accident, very ignorant, plain fellows.
My English, which had brought me into that scrape, now helped me very
materially to bear it. I had a thousand advantages. I was
often called to play the part of an interpreter, whether of orders or
complaints, and thus brought in relations, sometimes of mirth, sometimes
almost of friendship, with the officers in charge. A young lieutenant
singled me out to be his adversary at chess, a game in which I was extremely
proficient, and would reward me for my gambits with excellent cigars.
The major of the battalion took lessons of French from me while at breakfast,
and was sometimes so obliging as to have me join him at the meal.
Chevenix was his name. He was stiff as a drum-major and selfish
as an Englishman, but a fairly conscientious pupil and a fairly upright
man. Little did I suppose that his ramrod body and frozen face
would, in the end, step in between me and all my dearest wishes; that
upon this precise, regular, icy soldier-man my fortunes should so nearly
shipwreck! I never liked, but yet I trusted him; and though it
may seem but a trifle, I found his snuff-box with the bean in it come
very welcome.
For it is strange how grown men and seasoned soldiers can go back in
life; so that after but a little while in prison, which is after all
the next thing to being in the nursery, they grow absorbed in the most
pitiful, childish interests, and a sugar biscuit or a pinch of snuff
become things to follow after and scheme for!
We made but a poor show of prisoners. The officers had been all
offered their parole, and had taken it. They lived mostly in suburbs
of the city, lodging with modest families, and enjoyed their freedom
and supported the almost continual evil tidings of the Emperor as best
they might. It chanced I was the only gentleman among the privates
who remained. A great part were ignorant Italians, of a regiment
that had suffered heavily in Catalonia. The rest were mere diggers
of the soil, treaders of grapes or hewers of wood, who had been suddenly
and violently preferred to the glorious state of soldiers. We
had but the one interest in common: each of us who had any skill with
his fingers passed the hours of his captivity in the making of little
toys and articles of Paris; and the prison was daily visited
at certain hours by a concourse of people of the country, come to exult
over our distress, or - it is more tolerant to suppose - their own vicarious
triumph. Some moved among us with a decency of shame or sympathy.
Others were the most offensive personages in the world, gaped at us
as if we had been baboons, sought to evangelise us to their rustic,
northern religion, as though we had been savages, or tortured us with
intelligence of disasters to the arms of France. Good, bad, and
indifferent, there was one alleviation to the annoyance of these visitors;
for it was the practice of almost all to purchase some specimen of our
rude handiwork. This led, amongst the prisoners, to a strong spirit
of competition. Some were neat of hand, and (the genius of the
French being always distinguished) could place upon sale little miracles
of dexterity and taste. Some had a more engaging appearance; fine
features were found to do as well as fine merchandise, and an air of
youth in particular (as it appealed to the sentiment of pity in our
visitors) to be a source of profit. Others again enjoyed some
acquaintance with the language, and were able to recommend the more
agreeably to purchasers such trifles as they had to sell. To the
first of these advantages I could lay no claim, for my fingers were
all thumbs. Some at least of the others I possessed; and finding
much entertainment in our commerce, I did not suffer my advantages to
rust. I have never despised the social arts, in which it is a
national boast that every Frenchman should excel. For the approach
of particular sorts of visitors, I had a particular manner of address,
and even of appearance, which I could readily assume and change on the
occasion rising. I never lost an opportunity to flatter either
the person of my visitor, if it should be a lady, or, if it should be
a man, the greatness of his country in war. And in case my compliments
should miss their aim, I was always ready to cover my retreat with some
agreeable pleasantry, which would often earn me the name of an ‘oddity’
or a ‘droll fellow.’ In this way, although I was so
left-handed a toy-maker, I made out to be rather a successful merchant;
and found means to procure many little delicacies and alleviations,
such as children or prisoners desire.
I am scarcely drawing the portrait of a very melancholy man. It
is not indeed my character; and I had, in a comparison with my comrades,
many reasons for content. In the first place, I had no family:
I was an orphan and a bachelor; neither wife nor child awaited me in
France. In the second, I had never wholly forgot the emotions
with which I first found myself a prisoner; and although a military
prison be not altogether a garden of delights, it is still preferable
to a gallows. In the third, I am almost ashamed to say it, but
I found a certain pleasure in our place of residence: being an obsolete
and really mediaeval fortress, high placed and commanding extraordinary
prospects, not only over sea, mountain, and champaign but actually over
the thoroughfares of a capital city, which we could see blackened by
day with the moving crowd of the inhabitants, and at night shining with
lamps. And lastly, although I was not insensible to the restraints
of prison or the scantiness of our rations, I remembered I had sometimes
eaten quite as ill in Spain, and had to mount guard and march perhaps
a dozen leagues into the bargain. The first of my troubles, indeed,
was the costume we were obliged to wear. There is a horrible practice
in England to trick out in ridiculous uniforms, and as it were to brand
in mass, not only convicts but military prisoners, and even the children
in charity schools. I think some malignant genius had found his
masterpiece of irony in the dress which we were condemned to wear: jacket,
waistcoat, and trousers of a sulphur or mustard yellow, and a shirt
or blue-and-white striped cotton. It was conspicuous, it was cheap,
it pointed us out to laughter - we, who were old soldiers, used to arms,
and some of us showing noble scars, - like a set of lugubrious zanies
at a fair. The old name of that rock on which our prison stood
was (I have heard since then) the Painted Hill. Well, now
it was all painted a bright yellow with our costumes; and the dress
of the soldiers who guarded us being of course the essential British
red rag, we made up together the elements of a lively picture of hell.
I have again and again looked round upon my fellow-prisoners, and felt
my anger rise, and choked upon tears, to behold them thus parodied.
The more part, as I have said, were peasants, somewhat bettered perhaps
by the drill-sergeant, but for all that ungainly, loutish fellows, with
no more than a mere barrack-room smartness of address: indeed, you could
have seen our army nowhere more discreditably represented than in this
Castle of Edinburgh. And I used to see myself in fancy, and blush.
It seemed that my more elegant carriage would but point the insult of
the travesty. And I remembered the days when I wore the coarse
but honourable coat of a soldier; and remembered further back how many
of the noble, the fair, and the gracious had taken a delight to tend
my childhood. . . . But I must not recall these tender and sorrowful
memories twice; their place is further on, and I am now upon another
business. The perfidy of the Britannic Government stood nowhere
more openly confessed than in one particular of our discipline: that
we were shaved twice in the week. To a man who has loved all his
life to be fresh shaven, can a more irritating indignity be devised?
Monday and Thursday were the days. Take the Thursday, and conceive
the picture I must present by Sunday evening! And Saturday, which
was almost as bad, was the great day for visitors.
Those who came to our market were of all qualities, men and women, the
lean and the stout, the plain and the fairly pretty. Sure, if
people at all understood the power of beauty, there would be no prayers
addressed except to Venus; and the mere privilege of beholding a comely
woman is worth paying for. Our visitors, upon the whole, were
not much to boast of; and yet, sitting in a corner and very much ashamed
of myself and my absurd appearance, I have again and again tasted the
finest, the rarest, and the most ethereal pleasures in a glance of an
eye that I should never see again - and never wanted to. The flower
of the hedgerow and the star in heaven satisfy and delight us: how much
more the look of that exquisite being who was created to bear and rear,
to madden and rejoice, mankind!
There was one young lady in particular, about eighteen or nineteen,
tall, of a gallant carriage, and with a profusion of hair in which the
sun found threads of gold. As soon as she came in the courtyard
(and she was a rather frequent visitor) it seemed I was aware of it.
She had an air of angelic candour, yet of a high spirit; she stepped
like a Diana, every movement was noble and free. One day there
was a strong east wind; the banner was straining at the flagstaff; below
us the smoke of the city chimneys blew hither and thither in a thousand
crazy variations; and away out on the Forth we could see the ships lying
down to it and scudding. I was thinking what a vile day it was,
when she appeared. Her hair blew in the wind with changes of colour;
her garments moulded her with the accuracy of sculpture; the ends of
her shawl fluttered about her ear and were caught in again with an inimitable
deftness. You have seen a pool on a gusty day, how it suddenly
sparkles and flashes like a thing alive? So this lady’s
face had become animated and coloured; and as I saw her standing, somewhat
inclined, her lips parted, a divine trouble in her eyes, I could have
clapped my hands in applause, and was ready to acclaim her a genuine
daughter of the winds. What put it in my head, I know not: perhaps
because it was a Thursday and I was new from the razor; but I determined
to engage her attention no later than that day. She was approaching
that part of the court in which I sat with my merchandise, when I observed
her handkerchief to escape from her hands and fall to the ground; the
next moment the wind had taken it up and carried it within my reach.
I was on foot at once: I had forgot my mustard-coloured clothes, I had
forgot the private soldier and his salute. Bowing deeply, I offered
her the slip of cambric.
‘Madam,’ said I, ‘your handkerchief. The wind
brought it me.’
I met her eyes fully.
‘I thank you, sir,’ said she.
‘The wind brought it me,’ I repeated. ‘May I
not take it for an omen? You have an English proverb, “It’s
an ill wind that blows nobody good.”’
‘Well,’ she said, with a smile, ‘“One good turn
deserves another.” I will see what you have.’
She followed me to where my wares were spread out under lee of a piece
of cannon.
‘Alas, mademoiselle!’ said I, ‘I am no very perfect
craftsman. This is supposed to be a house, and you see the chimneys
are awry. You may call this a box if you are very indulgent; but
see where my tool slipped! Yes, I am afraid you may go from one
to another, and find a flaw in everything. Failures for Sale
should be on my signboard. I do not keep a shop; I keep a Humorous
Museum.’ I cast a smiling glance about my display, and then
at her, and instantly became grave. ‘Strange, is it not,’
I added, ‘that a grown man and a soldier should be engaged upon
such trash, and a sad heart produce anything so funny to look at?’
An unpleasant voice summoned her at this moment by the name of Flora,
and she made a hasty purchase and rejoined her party.
A few days after she came again. But I must first tell you how
she came to be so frequent. Her aunt was one of those terrible
British old maids, of which the world has heard much; and having nothing
whatever to do, and a word or two of French, she had taken what she
called an interest in the French prisoners. A big, bustling,
bold old lady, she flounced about our market-place with insufferable
airs of patronage and condescension. She bought, indeed, with
liberality, but her manner of studying us through a quizzing-glass,
and playing cicerone to her followers, acquitted us of any gratitude.
She had a tail behind her of heavy, obsequious old gentlemen, or dull,
giggling misses, to whom she appeared to be an oracle. ‘This
one can really carve prettily: is he not a quiz with his big whiskers?’
she would say. ‘And this one,’ indicating myself with
her gold eye-glass, ‘is, I assure you, quite an oddity.’
The oddity, you may be certain, ground his teeth. She had a way
of standing in our midst, nodding around, and addressing us in what
she imagined to be French: ‘Bienne, hommes! ça va bienne?’
I took the freedom to reply in the same lingo: Bienne, femme!
ça va couci-couci tout d’même, la bourgeoise!’
And at that, when we had all laughed with a little more heartiness than
was entirely civil, ‘I told you he was quite an oddity!’
says she in triumph. Needless to say, these passages were before
I had remarked the niece.
The aunt came on the day in question with a following rather more than
usually large, which she manoeuvred to and fro about the market and
lectured to at rather more than usual length, and with rather less than
her accustomed tact. I kept my eyes down, but they were ever fixed
in the same direction, quite in vain. The aunt came and went,
and pulled us out, and showed us off, like caged monkeys; but the niece
kept herself on the outskirts of the crowd and on the opposite side
of the courtyard, and departed at last as she had come, without a sign.
Closely as I had watched her, I could not say her eyes had ever rested
on me for an instant; and my heart was overwhelmed with bitterness and
blackness. I tore out her detested image; I felt I was done with
her for ever; I laughed at myself savagely, because I had thought to
please; when I lay down at night sleep forsook me, and I lay, and rolled,
and gloated on her charms, and cursed her insensibility, for half the
night. How trivial I thought her! and how trivial her sex!
A man might be an angel or an Apollo, and a mustard-coloured coat would
wholly blind them to his merits. I was a prisoner, a slave, a
contemned and despicable being, the butt of her sniggering countrymen.
I would take the lesson: no proud daughter of my foes should have the
chance to mock at me again; none in the future should have the chance
to think I had looked at her with admiration. You cannot imagine
any one of a more resolute and independent spirit, or whose bosom was
more wholly mailed with patriotic arrogance, than I. Before I
dropped asleep, I had remembered all the infamies of Britain, and debited
them in an overwhelming column to Flora.
The next day, as I sat in my place, I became conscious there was some
one standing near; and behold, it was herself! I kept my seat,
at first in the confusion of my mind, later on from policy; and she
stood, and leaned a little over me, as in pity. She was very still
and timid; her voice was low. Did I suffer in my captivity? she
asked me. Had I to complain of any hardship?
‘Mademoiselle, I have not learned to complain,’ said I.
‘I am a soldier of Napoleon.’
She sighed. ‘At least you must regret La France,’
said she, and coloured a little as she pronounced the words, which she
did with a pretty strangeness of accent.
‘What am I to say?’ I replied. ‘If you were
carried from this country, for which you seem so wholly suited, where
the very rains and winds seem to become you like ornaments, would you
regret, do you think? We must surely all regret! the son to his
mother, the man to his country; these are native feelings.’
‘You have a mother?’ she asked.
‘In heaven, mademoiselle,’ I answered. ‘She,
and my father also, went by the same road to heaven as so many others
of the fair and brave: they followed their queen upon the scaffold.
So, you see, I am not so much to be pitied in my prison,’ I continued:
‘there are none to wait for me; I am alone in the world.
’Tis a different case, for instance, with yon poor fellow in the
cloth cap. His bed is next to mine, and in the night I hear him
sobbing to himself. He has a tender character, full of tender
and pretty sentiments; and in the dark at night, and sometimes by day
when he can get me apart with him, he laments a mother and a sweetheart.
Do you know what made him take me for a confidant?’
She parted her lips with a look, but did not speak. The look burned
all through me with a sudden vital heat.
‘Because I had once seen, in marching by, the belfry of his village!’
I continued. ‘The circumstance is quaint enough. It
seems to bind up into one the whole bundle of those human instincts
that make life beautiful, and people and places dear - and from which
it would seem I am cut off!’
I rested my chin on my knee and looked before me on the ground.
I had been talking until then to hold her; but I was now not sorry she
should go: an impression is a thing so delicate to produce and so easy
to overthrow! Presently she seemed to make an effort.
‘I will take this toy,’ she said, laid a five-and-sixpenny
piece in my hand, and was gone ere I could thank her.
I retired to a place apart near the ramparts and behind a gun.
The beauty, the expression of her eyes, the tear that had trembled there,
the compassion in her voice, and a kind of wild elegance that consecrated
the freedom of her movements, all combined to enslave my imagination
and inflame my heart. What had she said? Nothing to signify;
but her eyes had met mine, and the fire they had kindled burned inextinguishably
in my veins. I loved her; and I did not fear to hope. Twice
I had spoken with her; and in both interviews I had been well inspired,
I had engaged her sympathies, I had found words that she must remember,
that would ring in her ears at night upon her bed. What mattered
if I were half shaved and my clothes a caricature? I was still
a man, and I had drawn my image on her memory. I was still a man,
and, as I trembled to realise, she was still a woman. Many waters
cannot quench love; and love, which is the law of the world, was on
my side. I closed my eyes, and she sprang up on the background
of the darkness, more beautiful than in life. ‘Ah!’
thought I, ‘and you too, my dear, you too must carry away with
you a picture, that you are still to behold again and still to embellish.
In the darkness of night, in the streets by day, still you are to have
my voice and face, whispering, making love for me, encroaching on your
shy heart. Shy as your heart is, it is lodged there - I
am lodged there; let the hours do their office - let time continue to
draw me ever in more lively, ever in more insidious colours.’
And then I had a vision of myself, and burst out laughing.
A likely thing, indeed, that a beggar-man, a private soldier, a prisoner
in a yellow travesty, was to awake the interest of this fair girl!
I would not despair; but I saw the game must be played fine and close.
It must be my policy to hold myself before her, always in a pathetic
or pleasing attitude; never to alarm or startle her; to keep my own
secret locked in my bosom like a story of disgrace, and let hers (if
she could be induced to have one) grow at its own rate; to move just
so fast, and not by a hair’s-breadth any faster, than the inclination
of her heart. I was the man, and yet I was passive, tied by the
foot in prison. I could not go to her; I must cast a spell upon
her at each visit, so that she should return to me; and this was a matter
of nice management. I had done it the last time - it seemed impossible
she should not come again after our interview; and for the next I had
speedily ripened a fresh plan. A prisoner, if he has one great
disability for a lover, has yet one considerable advantage: there is
nothing to distract him, and he can spend all his hours ripening his
love and preparing its manifestations. I had been then some days
upon a piece of carving, - no less than the emblem of Scotland, the
Lion Rampant. This I proceeded to finish with what skill I was
possessed of; and when at last I could do no more to it (and, you may
be sure, was already regretting I had done so much), added on the base
the following dedication. -
À LA BELLE FLORA
LE PRISONNIER RECONNAISSANT
A. D. ST. Y. D. K.
I put my heart into the carving of these letters. What was done
with so much ardour, it seemed scarce possible that any should behold
with indifference; and the initials would at least suggest to her my
noble birth. I thought it better to suggest: I felt that mystery
was my stock-in-trade; the contrast between my rank and manners, between
my speech and my clothing, and the fact that she could only think of
me by a combination of letters, must all tend to increase her interest
and engage her heart.
This done, there was nothing left for me but to wait and to hope.
And there is nothing further from my character: in love and in war,
I am all for the forward movement; and these days of waiting made my
purgatory. It is a fact that I loved her a great deal better at
the end of them, for love comes, like bread, from a perpetual rehandling.
And besides, I was fallen into a panic of fear. How, if she came
no more, how was I to continue to endure my empty days? how was I to
fall back and find my interest in the major’s lessons, the lieutenant’s
chess, in a twopenny sale in the market, or a halfpenny addition to
the prison fare?
Days went by, and weeks; I had not the courage to calculate, and to-day
I have not the courage to remember; but at last she was there.
At last I saw her approach me in the company of a boy about her own
age, and whom I divined at once to be her brother.
I rose and bowed in silence.
‘This is my brother, Mr. Ronald Gilchrist,’ said she.
‘I have told him of your sufferings. He is so sorry for
you!’
‘It is more than I have the right to ask,’ I replied; ‘but
among gentlefolk these generous sentiments are natural. If your
brother and I were to meet in the field, we should meet like tigers;
but when he sees me here disarmed and helpless, he forgets his animosity.’
(At which, as I had ventured to expect, this beardless champion coloured
to the ears for pleasure.) ‘Ah, my dear young lady,’
I continued, ‘there are many of your countrymen languishing in
my country, even as I do here. I can but hope there is found some
French lady to convey to each of them the priceless consolation of her
sympathy. You have given me alms; and more than alms - hope; and
while you were absent I was not forgetful. Suffer me to be able
to tell myself that I have at least tried to make a return; and for
the prisoner’s sake deign to accept this trifle.’
So saying, I offered her my lion, which she took, looked at in some
embarrassment, and then, catching sight of the dedication, broke out
with a cry.
‘Why, how did you know my name?’ she exclaimed.
‘When names are so appropriate, they should be easily guessed,’
said I, bowing. ‘But indeed, there was no magic in the matter.
A lady called you by name on the day I found your handkerchief, and
I was quick to remark and cherish it.’
‘It is very, very beautiful,’ said she, ‘and I shall
be always proud of the inscription. - Come, Ronald, we must be going.’
She bowed to me as a lady bows to her equal, and passed on (I could
have sworn) with a heightened colour.
I was overjoyed: my innocent ruse had succeeded; she had taken my gift
without a hint of payment, and she would scarce sleep in peace till
she had made it up to me. No greenhorn in matters of the heart,
I was besides aware that I had now a resident ambassador at the court
of my lady. The lion might be ill chiselled; it was mine.
My hands had made and held it; my knife - or, to speak more by the mark,
my rusty nail - had traced those letters; and simple as the words were,
they would keep repeating to her that I was grateful and that I found
her fair. The boy had looked like a gawky, and blushed at a compliment;
I could see besides that he regarded me with considerable suspicion;
yet he made so manly a figure of a lad, that I could not withhold from
him my sympathy. And as for the impulse that had made her bring
and introduce him, I could not sufficiently admire it. It seemed
to me finer than wit, and more tender than a caress. It said (plain
as language), ‘I do not and I cannot know you. Here is my
brother - you can know him; this is the way to me - follow it.’
CHAPTER II - A TALE OF A PAIR OF SCISSORS
I was still plunged in these thoughts when the bell was rung that discharged
our visitors into the street. Our little market was no sooner
closed than we were summoned to the distribution, and received our rations,
which we were then allowed to eat according to fancy in any part of
our quarters.
I have said the conduct of some of our visitors was unbearably offensive;
it was possibly more so than they dreamed - as the sight-seers at a
menagerie may offend in a thousand ways, and quite without meaning it,
the noble and unfortunate animals behind the bars; and there is no doubt
but some of my compatriots were susceptible beyond reason. Some
of these old whiskerandos, originally peasants, trained since boyhood
in victorious armies, and accustomed to move among subject and trembling
populations, could ill brook their change of circumstance. There
was one man of the name of Goguelat, a brute of the first water, who
had enjoyed no touch of civilisation beyond the military discipline,
and had risen by an extreme heroism of bravery to a grade for which
he was otherwise unfitted - that of maréchal des logis
in the 22nd of the line. In so far as a brute can be a good soldier,
he was a good soldier; the Cross was on his breast, and gallantly earned;
but in all things outside his line of duty the man was no other than
a brawling, bruising ignorant pillar of low pothouses. As a gentleman
by birth, and a scholar by taste and education, I was the type of all
that he least understood and most detested; and the mere view of our
visitors would leave him daily in a transport of annoyance, which he
would make haste to wreak on the nearest victim, and too often on myself.
It was so now. Our rations were scarce served out, and I had just
withdrawn into a corner of the yard, when I perceived him drawing near.
He wore an air of hateful mirth; a set of young fools, among whom he
passed for a wit, followed him with looks of expectation; and I saw
I was about to be the object of some of his insufferable pleasantries.
He took a place beside me, spread out his rations, drank to me derisively
from his measure of prison beer, and began. What he said it would
be impossible to print; but his admirers, who believed their wit to
have surpassed himself, actually rolled among the gravel. For
my part, I thought at first I should have died. I had not dreamed
the wretch was so observant; but hate sharpens the ears, and he had
counted our interviews and actually knew Flora by her name. Gradually
my coolness returned to me, accompanied by a volume of living anger
that surprised myself.
‘Are you nearly done?’ I asked. ‘Because if
you are, I am about to say a word or two myself.’
‘Oh, fair play!’ said he. ‘Turn about!
The Marquis of Carabas to the tribune.’
‘Very well,’ said I. ‘I have to inform you that
I am a gentleman. You do not know what that means, hey?
Well, I will tell you. It is a comical sort of animal; springs
from another strange set of creatures they call ancestors; and, in common
with toads and other vermin, has a thing that he calls feelings.
The lion is a gentleman; he will not touch carrion. I am a gentleman,
and I cannot bear to soil my fingers with such a lump of dirt.
Sit still, Philippe Goguelat! sit still and do not say a word, or I
shall know you are a coward; the eyes of our guards are upon us.
Here is your health!’ said I, and pledged him in the prison beer.
‘You have chosen to speak in a certain way of a young child,’
I continued, ‘who might be your daughter, and who was giving alms
to me and some others of us mendicants. If the Emperor’
- saluting - ‘if my Emperor could hear you, he would pluck off
the Cross from your gross body. I cannot do that; I cannot take
away what His Majesty has given; but one thing I promise you - I promise
you, Goguelat, you shall be dead to-night.’
I had borne so much from him in the past, I believe he thought there
was no end to my forbearance, and he was at first amazed. But
I have the pleasure to think that some of my expressions had pierced
through his thick hide; and besides, the brute was truly a hero of valour,
and loved fighting for itself. Whatever the cause, at least, he
had soon pulled himself together, and took the thing (to do him justice)
handsomely.
‘And I promise you, by the devil’s horns, that you shall
have the chance!’ said he, and pledged me again; and again I did
him scrupulous honour.
The news of this defiance spread from prisoner to prisoner with the
speed of wings; every face was seen to be illuminated like those of
the spectators at a horse-race; and indeed you must first have tasted
the active life of a soldier, and then mouldered for a while in the
tedium of a jail, in order to understand, perhaps even to excuse, the
delight of our companions. Goguelat and I slept in the same squad,
which greatly simplified the business; and a committee of honour was
accordingly formed of our shed-mates. They chose for president
a sergeant-major in the 4th Dragoons, a greybeard of the army, an excellent
military subject, and a good man. He took the most serious view
of his functions, visited us both, and reported our replies to the committee.
Mine was of a decent firmness. I told him the young lady of whom
Goguelat had spoken had on several occasions given me alms. I
reminded him that, if we were now reduced to hold out our hands and
sell pill-boxes for charity, it was something very new for soldiers
of the Empire. We had all seen bandits standing at a corner of
a wood truckling for copper halfpence, and after their benefactors were
gone spitting out injuries and curses. ‘But,’ said
I, ‘I trust that none of us will fall so low. As a Frenchman
and a soldier, I owe that young child gratitude, and am bound to protect
her character, and to support that of the army. You are my elder
and my superior: tell me if I am not right.’
He was a quiet-mannered old fellow, and patted me with three fingers
on the back. ‘C’est bien, mon enfant,’
says he, and returned to his committee.
Goguelat was no more accommodating than myself. ‘I do not
like apologies nor those that make them,’ was his only answer.
And there remained nothing but to arrange the details of the meeting.
So far as regards place and time we had no choice; we must settle the
dispute at night, in the dark, after a round had passed by, and in the
open middle of the shed under which we slept. The question of
arms was more obscure. We had a good many tools, indeed, which
we employed in the manufacture of our toys; but they were none of them
suited for a single combat between civilised men, and, being nondescript,
it was found extremely hard to equalise the chances of the combatants.
At length a pair of scissors was unscrewed; and a couple of tough wands
being found in a corner of the courtyard, one blade of the scissors
was lashed solidly to each with resined twine - the twine coming I know
not whence, but the resin from the green pillars of the shed, which
still sweated from the axe. It was a strange thing to feel in
one’s hand this weapon, which was no heavier than a riding-rod,
and which it was difficult to suppose would prove more dangerous.
A general oath was administered and taken, that no one should interfere
in the duel nor (suppose it to result seriously) betray the name of
the survivor. And with that, all being then ready, we composed
ourselves to await the moment.
The evening fell cloudy; not a star was to be seen when the first round
of the night passed through our shed and wound off along the ramparts;
and as we took our places, we could still hear, over the murmurs of
the surrounding city, the sentries challenging its further passage.
Leclos, the sergeant-major, set us in our stations, engaged our wands,
and left us. To avoid blood-stained clothing, my adversary and
I had stripped to the shoes; and the chill of the night enveloped our
bodies like a wet sheet. The man was better at fencing than myself;
he was vastly taller than I, being of a stature almost gigantic, and
proportionately strong. In the inky blackness of the shed, it
was impossible to see his eyes; and from the suppleness of the wands,
I did not like to trust to a parade. I made up my mind accordingly
to profit, if I might, by my defect; and as soon as the signal should
be given, to throw myself down and lunge at the same moment. It
was to play my life upon one card: should I not mortally wound him,
no defence would be left me; what was yet more appalling, I thus ran
the risk of bringing my own face against his scissor with the double
force of our assaults, and my face and eyes are not that part of me
that I would the most readily expose.
‘Allez!’ said the sergeant-major.
Both lunged in the same moment with an equal fury, and but for my manoeuvre
both had certainly been spitted. As it was, he did no more than
strike my shoulder, while my scissor plunged below the girdle into a
mortal part; and that great bulk of a man, falling from his whole height,
knocked me immediately senseless.
When I came to myself I was laid in my own sleeping-place, and could
make out in the darkness the outline of perhaps a dozen heads crowded
around me. I sat up. ‘What is it?’ I exclaimed.
‘Hush!’ said the sergeant-major. ‘Blessed be
God, all is well.’ I felt him clasp my hand, and there were
tears in his voice. ‘’Tis but a scratch, my child;
here is papa, who is taking good care of you. Your shoulder is
bound up; we have dressed you in your clothes again, and it will all
be well.’
At this I began to remember. ‘And Goguelat?’ I gasped.
‘He cannot bear to be moved; he has his bellyful; ’tis a
bad business,’ said the sergeant-major.
The idea of having killed a man with such an instrument as half a pair
of scissors seemed to turn my stomach. I am sure I might have
killed a dozen with a firelock, a sabre, a bayonet, or any accepted
weapon, and been visited by no such sickness of remorse. And to
this feeling every unusual circumstance of our rencounter, the darkness
in which we had fought, our nakedness, even the resin on the twine,
appeared to contribute. I ran to my fallen adversary, kneeled
by him, and could only sob his name.
He bade me compose myself. ‘You have given me the key of
the fields, comrade,’ said he. ‘Sans rancune!’
At this my horror redoubled. Here had we two expatriated Frenchmen
engaged in an ill-regulated combat like the battles of beasts.
Here was he, who had been all his life so great a ruffian, dying in
a foreign land of this ignoble injury, and meeting death with something
of the spirit of a Bayard. I insisted that the guards should be
summoned and a doctor brought. ‘It may still be possible
to save him,’ I cried.
The sergeant-major reminded me of our engagement. ‘If you
had been wounded,’ said he, ‘you must have lain there till
the patrol came by and found you. It happens to be Goguelat -
and so must he! Come, child, time to go to by-by.’
And as I still resisted, ‘Champdivers!’ he said, ‘this
is weakness. You pain me.’
‘Ay, off to your beds with you!’ said Goguelat, and named
us in a company with one of his jovial gross epithets.
Accordingly the squad lay down in the dark and simulated, what they
certainly were far from experiencing, sleep. It was not yet late.
The city, from far below, and all around us, sent up a sound of wheels
and feet and lively voices. Yet awhile, and the curtain of the
cloud was rent across, and in the space of sky between the eaves of
the shed and the irregular outline of the ramparts a multitude of stars
appeared. Meantime, in the midst of us lay Goguelat, and could
not always withhold himself from groaning.
We heard the round far off; heard it draw slowly nearer. Last
of all, it turned the corner and moved into our field of vision: two
file of men and a corporal with a lantern, which he swung to and fro,
so as to cast its light in the recesses of the yards and sheds.
‘Hullo!’ cried the corporal, pausing as he came by Goguelat.
He stooped with his lantern. All our hearts were flying.
‘What devil’s work is this?’ he cried, and with a
startling voice summoned the guard.
We were all afoot upon the instant; more lanterns and soldiers crowded
in front of the shed; an officer elbowed his way in. In the midst
was the big naked body, soiled with blood. Some one had covered
him with his blanket; but as he lay there in agony, he had partly thrown
it off.
‘This is murder!’ cried the officer. ‘You wild
beasts, you will hear of this to-morrow.’
As Goguelat was raised and laid upon a stretcher, he cried to us a cheerful
and blasphemous farewell.
CHAPTER III - MAJOR CHEVENIX COMES INTO THE STORY, AND GOGUELAT GOES
OUT
There was never any talk of a recovery, and no time was lost in getting
the man’s deposition. He gave but the one account of it:
that he had committed suicide because he was sick of seeing so many
Englishmen. The doctor vowed it was impossible, the nature and
direction of the wound forbidding it. Goguelat replied that he
was more ingenious than the other thought for, and had propped up the
weapon in the ground and fallen on the point - ‘just like Nebuchadnezzar,’
he added, winking to the assistants. The doctor, who was a little,
spruce, ruddy man of an impatient temper, pished and pshawed and swore
over his patient. ‘Nothing to be made of him!’ he
cried. ‘A perfect heathen. If we could only find the
weapon!’ But the weapon had ceased to exist. A little
resined twine was perhaps blowing about in the castle gutters; some
bits of broken stick may have trailed in corners; and behold, in the
pleasant air of the morning, a dandy prisoner trimming his nails with
a pair of scissors!
Finding the wounded man so firm, you may be sure the authorities did
not leave the rest of us in peace. No stone was left unturned.
We were had in again and again to be examined, now singly, now in twos
and threes. We were threatened with all sorts of impossible severities
and tempted with all manner of improbable rewards. I suppose I
was five times interrogated, and came off from each with flying colours.
I am like old Souvaroff, I cannot understand a soldier being taken aback
by any question; he should answer, as he marches on the fire, with an
instant briskness and gaiety. I may have been short of bread,
gold or grace; I was never yet found wanting in an answer. My
comrades, if they were not all so ready, were none of them less staunch;
and I may say here at once that the inquiry came to nothing at the time,
and the death of Goguelat remained a mystery of the prison. Such
were the veterans of France! And yet I should be disingenuous
if I did not own this was a case apart; in ordinary circumstances, some
one might have stumbled or been intimidated into an admission; and what
bound us together with a closeness beyond that of mere comrades was
a secret to which we were all committed and a design in which all were
equally engaged. No need to inquire as to its nature: there is
only one desire, and only one kind of design, that blooms in prisons.
And the fact that our tunnel was near done supported and inspired us.
I came off in public, as I have said, with flying colours; the sittings
of the court of inquiry died away like a tune that no one listens to;
and yet I was unmasked - I, whom my very adversary defended, as good
as confessed, as good as told the nature of the quarrel, and by so doing
prepared for myself in the future a most anxious, disagreeable adventure.
It was the third morning after the duel, and Goguelat was still in life,
when the time came round for me to give Major Chevenix a lesson.
I was fond of this occupation; not that he paid me much - no more, indeed,
than eighteenpence a month, the customary figure, being a miser in the
grain; but because I liked his breakfasts and (to some extent) himself.
At least, he was a man of education; and of the others with whom I had
any opportunity of speech, those that would not have held a book upsidedown
would have torn the pages out for pipe-lights. For I must repeat
again that our body of prisoners was exceptional: there was in Edinburgh
Castle none of that educational busyness that distinguished some of
the other prisons, so that men entered them unable to read, and left
them fit for high employments. Chevenix was handsome, and surprisingly
young to be a major: six feet in his stockings, well set up, with regular
features and very clear grey eyes. It was impossible to pick a
fault in him, and yet the sum-total was displeasing. Perhaps he
was too clean; he seemed to bear about with him the smell of soap.
Cleanliness is good, but I cannot bear a man’s nails to seem japanned.
And certainly he was too self-possessed and cold. There was none
of the fire of youth, none of the swiftness of the soldier, in this
young officer. His kindness was cold, and cruel cold; his deliberation
exasperating. And perhaps it was from this character, which is
very much the opposite of my own, that even in these days, when he was
of service to me, I approached him with suspicion and reserve.
I looked over his exercise in the usual form, and marked six faults.
‘H’m. Six,’ says he, looking at the paper.
‘Very annoying! I can never get it right.’
‘Oh, but you make excellent progress!’ I said. I would
not discourage him, you understand, but he was congenitally unable to
learn French. Some fire, I think, is needful, and he had quenched
his fire in soapsuds.
He put the exercise down, leaned his chin upon his hand, and looked
at me with clear, severe eyes.
‘I think we must have a little talk,’ said he.
‘I am entirely at your disposition,’ I replied; but I quaked,
for I knew what subject to expect.
‘You have been some time giving me these lessons,’ he went
on, ‘and I am tempted to think rather well of you. I believe
you are a gentleman.’
‘I have that honour, sir,’ said I.
‘You have seen me for the same period. I do not know how
I strike you; but perhaps you will be prepared to believe that I also
am a man of honour,’ said he.
‘I require no assurances; the thing is manifest,’ and I
bowed.
‘Very well, then,’ said he. ‘What about this
Goguelat?’
‘You heard me yesterday before the court,’ I began.
‘I was awakened only - ’
‘Oh yes; I “heard you yesterday before the court,”
no doubt,’ he interrupted, ‘and I remember perfectly that
you were “awakened only.” I could repeat the most
of it by rote, indeed. But do you suppose that I believed you
for a moment?’
‘Neither would you believe me if I were to repeat it here,’
said I.
‘I may be wrong - we shall soon see,’ says he; ‘but
my impression is that you will not “repeat it here.”
My impression is that you have come into this room, and that you will
tell me something before you go out.’
I shrugged my shoulders.
‘Let me explain,’ he continued. ‘Your evidence,
of course, is nonsense. I put it by, and the court put it by.’
‘My compliments and thanks!’ said I.
‘You must know - that’s the short and the long,’
he proceeded. ‘All of you in shed B are bound to know.
And I want to ask you where is the common-sense of keeping up this farce,
and maintaining this cock-and-bull story between friends. Come,
come, my good fellow, own yourself beaten, and laugh at it yourself.’
‘Well, I hear you, go ahead,’ said I. ‘You put
your heart in it.’
He crossed his legs slowly. ‘I can very well understand,’
he began, ‘that precautions have had to be taken. I dare
say an oath was administered. I can comprehend that perfectly.’
(He was watching me all the time with his cold, bright eyes.)
‘And I can comprehend that, about an affair of honour, you would
be very particular to keep it.’
‘About an affair of honour?’ I repeated, like a man quite
puzzled.
‘It was not an affair of honour, then?’ he asked.
‘What was not? I do not follow,’ said I.
He gave no sign of impatience; simply sat awhile silent, and began again
in the same placid and good-natured voice: ‘The court and I were
at one in setting aside your evidence. It could not deceive a
child. But there was a difference between myself and the other
officers, because I knew my man and they did not. They
saw in you a common soldier, and I knew you for a gentleman. To
them your evidence was a leash of lies, which they yawned to hear you
telling. Now, I was asking myself, how far will a gentleman go?
Not surely so far as to help hush a murder up? So that - when
I heard you tell how you knew nothing of the matter, and were only awakened
by the corporal, and all the rest of it - I translated your statements
into something else. Now, Champdivers,’ he cried, springing
up lively and coming towards me with animation, ‘I am going to
tell you what that was, and you are going to help me to see justice
done: how, I don’t know, for of course you are under oath - but
somehow. Mark what I’m going to say.’
At that moment he laid a heavy, hard grip upon my shoulder; and whether
he said anything more or came to a full stop at once, I am sure I could
not tell you to this day. For, as the devil would have it, the
shoulder he laid hold of was the one Goguelat had pinked. The
wound was but a scratch; it was healing with the first intention; but
in the clutch of Major Chevenix it gave me agony. My head swam;
the sweat poured off my face; I must have grown deadly pale.
He removed his hand as suddenly as he had laid it there. ‘What
is wrong with you?’ said he.
‘It is nothing,’ said I. ‘A qualm. It
has gone by.’
‘Are you sure?’ said he. ‘You are as white as
a sheet.’
‘Oh no, I assure you! Nothing whatever. I am my own
man again,’ I said, though I could scarce command my tongue.
‘Well, shall I go on again?’ says he. ‘Can you
follow me?’
‘Oh, by all means!’ said I, and mopped my streaming face
upon my sleeve, for you may be sure in those days I had no handkerchief.
‘If you are sure you can follow me. That was a very sudden
and sharp seizure,’ he said doubtfully. ‘But if you
are sure, all right, and here goes. An affair of honour among
you fellows would, naturally, be a little difficult to carry out, perhaps
it would be impossible to have it wholly regular. And yet a duel
might be very irregular in form, and, under the peculiar circumstances
of the case, loyal enough in effect. Do you take me? Now,
as a gentleman and a soldier.’
His hand rose again at the words and hovered over me. I could
bear no more, and winced away from him. ‘No,’ I cried,
‘not that. Do not put your hand upon my shoulder.
I cannot bear it. It is rheumatism,’ I made haste to add.
‘My shoulder is inflamed and very painful.’
He returned to his chair and deliberately lighted a cigar.
‘I am sorry about your shoulder,’ he said at last.
‘Let me send for the doctor.’
‘Not in the least,’ said I. ‘It is a trifle.
I am quite used to it. It does not trouble me in the smallest.
At any rate, I don’t believe in doctors.’
‘All right,’ said he, and sat and smoked a good while in
a silence which I would have given anything to break. ‘Well,’
he began presently, ‘I believe there is nothing left for me to
learn. I presume I may say that I know all.’
‘About what?’ said I boldly.
‘About Goguelat,’ said he.
‘I beg your pardon. I cannot conceive,’ said I.
‘Oh,’ says the major, ‘the man fell in a duel, and
by your hand! I am not an infant.’
‘By no means,’ said I. ‘But you seem to me to
be a good deal of a theorist.’
‘Shall we test it?’ he asked. ‘The doctor is
close by. If there is not an open wound on your shoulder, I am
wrong. If there is - ’ He waved his hand. ‘But
I advise you to think twice. There is a deuce of a nasty drawback
to the experiment - that what might have remained private between us
two becomes public property.’
‘Oh, well!’ said I, with a laugh, ‘anything rather
than a doctor! I cannot bear the breed.’
His last words had a good deal relieved me, but I was still far from
comfortable.
Major Chevenix smoked awhile, looking now at his cigar ash, now at me.
‘I’m a soldier myself,’ he says presently, ‘and
I’ve been out in my time and hit my man. I don’t want
to run any one into a corner for an affair that was at all necessary
or correct. At the same time, I want to know that much, and I’ll
take your word of honour for it. Otherwise, I shall be very sorry,
but the doctor must be called in.’
‘I neither admit anything nor deny anything,’ I returned.
‘But if this form of words will suffice you, here is what I say:
I give you my parole, as a gentleman and a soldier, there has nothing
taken place amongst us prisoners that was not honourable as the day.’
‘All right,’ says he. ‘That was all I wanted.
You can go now, Champdivers.’
And as I was going out he added, with a laugh: ‘By the bye, I
ought to apologise: I had no idea I was applying the torture!’
The same afternoon the doctor came into the courtyard with a piece of
paper in his hand. He seemed hot and angry, and had certainly
no mind to be polite.
‘Here!’ he cried. ‘Which of you fellows knows
any English? Oh!’ - spying me - ‘there you are, what’s
your name! You’ll do. Tell these fellows that
the other fellow’s dying. He’s booked; no use talking;
I expect he’ll go by evening. And tell them I don’t
envy the feelings of the fellow who spiked him. Tell them that
first.’
I did so.
‘Then you can tell ’em,’ he resumed, ‘that the
fellow, Goggle - what’s his name? - wants to see some of them
before he gets his marching orders. If I got it right, he wants
to kiss or embrace you, or some sickening stuff. Got that?
Then here’s a list he’s had written, and you’d better
read it out to them - I can’t make head or tail of your beastly
names - and they can answer present, and fall in against that
wall.’
It was with a singular movement of incongruous feelings that I read
the first name on the list. I had no wish to look again on my
own handiwork; my flesh recoiled from the idea; and how could I be sure
what reception he designed to give me? The cure was in my own
hand; I could pass that first name over - the doctor would not know
- and I might stay away. But to the subsequent great gladness
of my heart, I did not dwell for an instant on the thought, walked over
to the designated wall, faced about, read out the name ‘Champdivers,’
and answered myself with the word ‘Present.’
There were some half dozen on the list, all told; and as soon as we
were mustered, the doctor led the way to the hospital, and we followed
after, like a fatigue party, in single file. At the door he paused,
told us ‘the fellow’ would see each of us alone, and, as
soon as I had explained that, sent me by myself into the ward.
It was a small room, whitewashed; a south window stood open on a vast
depth of air and a spacious and distant prospect; and from deep below,
in the Grassmarket the voices of hawkers came up clear and far away.
Hard by, on a little bed, lay Goguelat. The sunburn had not yet
faded from his face, and the stamp of death was already there.
There was something wild and unmannish in his smile, that took me by
the throat; only death and love know or have ever seen it. And
when he spoke, it seemed to shame his coarse talk.
He held out his arms as if to embrace me. I drew near with incredible
shrinkings, and surrendered myself to his arms with overwhelming disgust.
But he only drew my ear down to his lips.
‘Trust me,’ he whispered. ‘Je suis bon bougre,
moi. I’ll take it to hell with me, and tell the devil.’
Why should I go on to reproduce his grossness and trivialities?
All that he thought, at that hour, was even noble, though he could not
clothe it otherwise than in the language of a brutal farce. Presently
he bade me call the doctor; and when that officer had come in, raised
a little up in his bed, pointed first to himself and then to me, who
stood weeping by his side, and several times repeated the expression,
‘Frinds - frinds - dam frinds.’
To my great surprise, the doctor appeared very much affected.
He nodded his little bob-wigged head at us, and said repeatedly, ‘All
right, Johnny - me comprong.’
Then Goguelat shook hands with me, embraced me again, and I went out
of the room sobbing like an infant.
How often have I not seen it, that the most unpardonable fellows make
the happiest exits! It is a fate we may well envy them.
Goguelat was detested in life; in the last three days, by his admirable
staunchness and consideration, he won every heart; and when word went
about the prison the same evening that he was no more, the voice of
conversation became hushed as in a house of mourning.
For myself I was like a man distracted; I cannot think what ailed me:
when I awoke the following day, nothing remained of it; but that night
I was filled with a gloomy fury of the nerves. I had killed him;
he had done his utmost to protect me; I had seen him with that awful
smile. And so illogical and useless is this sentiment of remorse,
that I was ready, at a word or a look, to quarrel with somebody else.
I presume the disposition of my mind was imprinted on my face; and when,
a little after, I overtook, saluted and addressed the doctor, he looked
on me with commiseration and surprise.
I had asked him if it was true.
‘Yes,’ he said, ‘the fellow’s gone.’
‘Did he suffer much?’ I asked.
‘Devil a bit; passed away like a lamb,’ said he. He
looked on me a little, and I saw his hand go to his fob. ‘Here,
take that! no sense in fretting,’ he said, and, putting a silver
two-penny-bit in my hand, he left me.
I should have had that twopenny framed to hang upon the wall, for it
was the man’s one act of charity in all my knowledge of him.
Instead of that, I stood looking at it in my hand and laughed out bitterly,
as I realised his mistake; then went to the ramparts, and flung it far
into the air like blood money. The night was falling; through
an embrasure and across the gardened valley I saw the lamplighters hasting
along Princes Street with ladder and lamp, and looked on moodily.
As I was so standing a hand was laid upon my shoulder, and I turned
about. It was Major Chevenix, dressed for the evening, and his
neckcloth really admirably folded. I never denied the man could
dress.
‘Ah!’ said he, ‘I thought it was you, Champdivers.
So he’s gone?’
I nodded.
‘Come, come,’ said he, ‘you must cheer up. Of
course it’s very distressing, very painful and all that.
But do you know, it ain’t such a bad thing either for you or me?
What with his death and your visit to him I am entirely reassured.’
So I was to owe my life to Goguelat at every point.
‘I had rather not discuss it,’ said I.
‘Well,’ said he, ‘one word more, and I’ll agree
to bury the subject. What did you fight about?’
‘Oh, what do men ever fight about?’ I cried.
‘A lady?’ said he.
I shrugged my shoulders.
‘Deuce you did!’ said he. ‘I should scarce have
thought it of him.’
And at this my ill-humour broke fairly out in words. ‘He!’
I cried. ‘He never dared to address her - only to look at
her and vomit his vile insults! She may have given him sixpence:
if she did, it may take him to heaven yet!’
At this I became aware of his eyes set upon me with a considering look,
and brought up sharply.
‘Well, well,’ said he. ‘Good night to you, Champdivers.
Come to me at breakfast-time to-morrow, and we’ll talk of other
subjects.’
I fully admit the man’s conduct was not bad: in writing it down
so long after the events I can even see that it was good.
CHAPTER IV - ST. IVES GETS A BUNDLE OF BANK NOTES
I was surprised one morning, shortly after, to find myself the object
of marked consideration by a civilian and a stranger. This was
a man of the middle age; he had a face of a mulberry colour, round black
eyes, comical tufted eyebrows, and a protuberant forehead; and was dressed
in clothes of a Quakerish cut. In spite of his plainness, he had
that inscrutable air of a man well-to-do in his affairs. I conceived
he had been some while observing me from a distance, for a sparrow sat
betwixt us quite unalarmed on the breech of a piece of cannon.
So soon as our eyes met, he drew near and addressed me in the French
language, which he spoke with a good fluency but an abominable accent.
‘I have the pleasure of addressing Monsieur le Vicomte Anne de
Kéroual de Saint-Yves?’ said he.
‘Well,’ said I, ‘I do not call myself all that; but
I have a right to, if I chose. In the meanwhile I call myself
plain Champdivers, at your disposal. It was my mother’s
name, and good to go soldiering with.’
‘I think not quite,’ said he; ‘for if I remember rightly,
your mother also had the particle. Her name was Florimonde de
Champdivers.’
‘Right again!’ said I, ‘and I am extremely pleased
to meet a gentleman so well informed in my quarterings. Is monsieur
Born himself?’ This I said with a great air of assumption,
partly to conceal the degree of curiosity with which my visitor had
inspired me, and in part because it struck me as highly incongruous
and comical in my prison garb and on the lips of a private soldier.
He seemed to think so too, for he laughed.
‘No, sir,’ he returned, speaking this time in English; ‘I
am not “born,” as you call it, and must content myself
with dying, of which I am equally susceptible with the best of
you. My name is Mr. Romaine - Daniel Romaine - a solicitor of
London City, at your service; and, what will perhaps interest you more,
I am here at the request of your great-uncle, the Count.’
‘What!’ I cried, ‘does M. de Kéroual de St.-Yves
remember the existence of such a person as myself, and will he deign
to count kinship with a soldier of Napoleon?’
‘You speak English well,’ observed my visitor.
‘It has been a second language to me from a child,’ said
I. ‘I had an English nurse; my father spoke English with
me; and I was finished by a countryman of yours and a dear friend of
mine, a Mr. Vicary.’
A strong expression of interest came into the lawyer’s face.
‘What!’ he cried, ‘you knew poor Vicary?’
‘For more than a year,’ said I; ‘and shared his hiding-place
for many months.’
‘And I was his clerk, and have succeeded him in business,’
said he. ‘Excellent man! It was on the affairs of
M. de Kéroual that he went to that accursed country, from which
he was never destined to return. Do you chance to know his end,
sir?’
‘I am sorry,’ said I, ‘I do. He perished miserably
at the hands of a gang of banditti, such as we call chauffeurs.
In a word, he was tortured, and died of it. See,’ I added,
kicking off one shoe, for I had no stockings; ‘I was no more than
a child, and see how they had begun to treat myself.’
He looked at the mark of my old burn with a certain shrinking.
‘Beastly people!’ I heard him mutter to himself.
‘The English may say so with a good grace,’ I observed politely.
Such speeches were the coin in which I paid my way among this credulous
race. Ninety per cent. of our visitors would have accepted the
remark as natural in itself and creditable to my powers of judgment,
but it appeared my lawyer was more acute.
‘You are not entirely a fool, I perceive,’ said he.
‘No,’ said I; ‘not wholly.’
‘And yet it is well to beware of the ironical mood,’ he
continued. ‘It is a dangerous instrument. Your great-uncle
has, I believe, practised it very much, until it is now become a problem
what he means.’
‘And that brings me back to what you will admit is a most natural
inquiry,’ said I. ‘To what do I owe the pleasure of
this visit? how did you recognise me? and how did you know I was here?’
Carefull separating his coat skirts, the lawyer took a seat beside me
on the edge of the flags.
‘It is rather an odd story,’ says he, ‘and, with your
leave, I’ll answer the second question first. It was from
a certain resemblance you bear to your cousin, M. le Vicomte.’
‘I trust, sir, that I resemble him advantageously?’ said
I.
‘I hasten to reassure you,’ was the reply: ‘you do.
To my eyes, M. Alain de St.-Yves has scarce a pleasing exterior.
And yet, when I knew you were here, and was actually looking for you
- why, the likeness helped. As for how I came to know your whereabouts,
by an odd enough chance, it is again M. Alain we have to thank.
I should tell you, he has for some time made it his business to keep
M. de Kéroual informed of your career; with what purpose I leave
you to judge. When he first brought the news of your - that you
were serving Buonaparte, it seemed it might be the death of the old
gentleman, so hot was his resentment. But from one thing to another,
matters have a little changed. Or I should rather say, not a little.
We learned you were under orders for the Peninsula, to fight the English;
then that you had been commissioned for a piece of bravery, and were
again reduced to the ranks. And from one thing to another (as
I say), M. de Kéroual became used to the idea that you were his
kinsman and yet served with Buonaparte, and filled instead with wonder
that he should have another kinsman who was so remarkably well informed
of events in France. And it now became a very disagreeable question,
whether the young gentleman was not a spy? In short, sir, in seeking
to disserve you, he had accumulated against himself a load of suspicions.’
My visitor now paused, took snuff, and looked at me with an air of benevolence.
‘Good God, sir!’ says I, ‘this is a curious story.’
‘You will say so before I have done,’ said he. ‘For
there have two events followed. The first of these was an encounter
of M. de Kéroual and M. de Mauseant.’
‘I know the man to my cost,’ said I: ‘it was through
him I lost my commission.’
‘Do you tell me so?’ he cried. ‘Why, here is
news!’
‘Oh, I cannot complain!’ said I. ‘I was in the
wrong. I did it with my eyes open. If a man gets a prisoner
to guard and lets him go, the least he can expect is to be degraded.’
‘You will be paid for it,’ said he. ‘You did
well for yourself and better for your king.’
‘If I had thought I was injuring my emperor,’ said I, ‘I
would have let M. de Mauseant burn in hell ere I had helped him, and
be sure of that! I saw in him only a private person in a difficulty:
I let him go in private charity; not even to profit myself will I suffer
it to be misunderstood.’
‘Well, well,’ said the lawyer, ‘no matter now.
This is a foolish warmth - a very misplaced enthusiasm, believe me!
The point of the story is that M. de Mauseant spoke of you with gratitude,
and drew your character in such a manner as greatly to affect your uncle’s
views. Hard upon the back of which, in came your humble servant,
and laid before him the direct proof of what we had been so long suspecting.
There was no dubiety permitted. M. Alain’s expensive way
of life, his clothes and mistresses, his dicing and racehorses, were
all explained: he was in the pay of Buonaparte, a hired spy, and a man
that held the strings of what I can only call a convolution of extremely
fishy enterprises. To do M. de Kéroual justice, he took
it in the best way imaginable, destroyed the evidences of the one great-nephew’s
disgrace - and transferred his interest wholly to the other.’
‘What am I to understand by that?’ said I.
‘I will tell you,’ says he. ‘There is a remarkable
inconsistency in human nature which gentlemen of my cloth have a great
deal of occasion to observe. Selfish persons can live without
chick or child, they can live without all mankind except perhaps the
barber and the apothecary; but when it comes to dying, they seem physically
unable to die without an heir. You can apply this principle for
yourself. Viscount Alain, though he scarce guesses it, is no longer
in the field. Remains, Viscount Anne.’
‘I see,’ said I, ‘you give a very unfavourable impression
of my uncle, the Count.’
‘I had not meant it,’ said he. ‘He has led a
loose life - sadly loose - but he is a man it is impossible to know
and not to admire; his courtesy is exquisite.’
‘And so you think there is actually a chance for me?’ I
asked.
‘Understand,’ said he: ‘in saying as much as I have
done, I travel quite beyond my brief. I have been clothed with
no capacity to talk of wills, or heritages, or your cousin. I
was sent here to make but the one communication: that M. de Kéroual
desires to meet his great-nephew.’
‘Well,’ said I, looking about me on the battlements by which
we sat surrounded, ‘this is a case in which Mahomet must certainly
come to the mountain.’
‘Pardon me,’ said Mr. Romaine; ‘you know already your
uncle is an aged man; but I have not yet told you that he is quite broken
up, and his death shortly looked for. No, no, there is no doubt
about it - it is the mountain that must come to Mahomet.’
‘From an Englishman, the remark is certainly significant,’
said I; ‘but you are of course, and by trade, a keeper of men’s
secrets, and I see you keep that of Cousin Alain, which is not the mark
of a truculent patriotism, to say the least.’
‘I am first of all the lawyer of your family!’ says he.
‘That being so,’ said I, ‘I can perhaps stretch a
point myself. This rock is very high, and it is very steep; a
man might come by a devil of a fall from almost any part of it, and
yet I believe I have a pair of wings that might carry me just so far
as to the bottom. Once at the bottom I am helpless.’
‘And perhaps it is just then that I could step in,’ returned
the lawyer. ‘Suppose by some contingency, at which I make
no guess, and on which I offer no opinion - ’
But here I interrupted him. ‘One word ere you go further.
I am under no parole,’ said I.
‘I understood so much,’ he replied, ‘although some
of you French gentry find their word sit lightly on them.’
‘Sir, I am not one of those,’ said I.
‘To do you plain justice, I do not think you one,’ said
he. ‘Suppose yourself, then, set free and at the bottom
of the rock,’ he continued, ‘although I may not be able
to do much, I believe I can do something to help you on your road.
In the first place I would carry this, whether in an inside pocket or
my shoe.’ And he passed me a bundle of bank notes.
‘No harm in that,’ said I, at once concealing them.
‘In the second place,’ he resumed, ‘it is a great
way from here to where your uncle lives - Amersham Place, not far from
Dunstable; you have a great part of Britain to get through; and for
the first stages, I must leave you to your own luck and ingenuity.
I have no acquaintance here in Scotland, or at least’ (with a
grimace) ‘no dishonest ones. But further to the south, about
Wakefield, I am told there is a gentleman called Burchell Fenn, who
is not so particular as some others, and might be willing to give you
a cast forward. In fact, sir, I believe it’s the man’s
trade: a piece of knowledge that burns my mouth. But that is what
you get by meddling with rogues; and perhaps the biggest rogue now extant,
M. de Saint-Yves, is your cousin, M. Alain.’
‘If this be a man of my cousin’s,’ I observed, ‘I
am perhaps better to keep clear of him?’
‘It was through some paper of your cousin’s that we came
across his trail,’ replied the lawyer. ‘But I am inclined
to think, so far as anything is safe in such a nasty business, you might
apply to the man Fenn. You might even, I think, use the Viscount’s
name; and the little trick of family resemblance might come in.
How, for instance, if you were to call yourself his brother?’
‘It might be done,’ said I. ‘But look here a
moment? You propose to me a very difficult game: I have apparently
a devil of an opponent in my cousin; and, being a prisoner of war, I
can scarcely be said to hold good cards. For what stakes, then,
am I playing?’
‘They are very large,’ said he. ‘Your great-uncle
is immensely rich - immensely rich. He was wise in time; he smelt
the revolution long before; sold all that he could, and had all that
was movable transported to England through my firm. There are
considerable estates in England; Amersham Place itself is very fine;
and he has much money, wisely invested. He lives, indeed, like
a prince. And of what use is it to him? He has lost all
that was worth living for - his family, his country; he has seen his
king and queen murdered; he has seen all these miseries and infamies,’
pursued the lawyer, with a rising inflection and a heightening colour;
and then broke suddenly off, - ‘In short, sir, he has seen all
the advantages of that government for which his nephew carries arms,
and he has the misfortune not to like them.’
‘You speak with a bitterness that I suppose I must excuse,’
said I; ‘yet which of us has the more reason to be bitter?
This man, my uncle, M. de Kéroual, fled. My parents, who
were less wise perhaps, remained. In the beginning, they were
even republicans; to the end they could not be persuaded to despair
of the people. It was a glorious folly, for which, as a son, I
reverence them. First one and then the other perished. If
I have any mark of a gentleman, all who taught me died upon the scaffold,
and my last school of manners was the prison of the Abbaye. Do
you think you can teach bitterness to a man with a history like mine?’
‘I have no wish to try,’ said he. ‘And yet there
is one point I cannot understand: I cannot understand that one of your
blood and experience should serve the Corsican. I cannot understand
it: it seems as though everything generous in you must rise against
that - domination.’
‘And perhaps,’ I retorted, ‘had your childhood passed
among wolves, you would have been overjoyed yourself to see the Corsican
Shepherd.’
‘Well, well,’ replied Mr. Romaine, ‘it may be.
There are things that do not bear discussion.’
And with a wave of his hand he disappeared abruptly down a flight of
steps and under the shadow of a ponderous arch.
CHAPTER V - ST. IVES IS SHOWN A HOUSE
The lawyer was scarce gone before I remembered many omissions; and chief
among these, that I had neglected to get Mr. Burchell Fenn’s address.
Here was an essential point neglected; and I ran to the head of the
stairs to find myself already too late. The lawyer was beyond
my view; in the archway that led downward to the castle gate, only the
red coat and the bright arms of a sentry glittered in the shadow; and
I could but return to my place upon the ramparts.
I am not very sure that I was properly entitled to this corner.
But I was a high favourite; not an officer, and scarce a private, in
the castle would have turned me back, except upon a thing of moment;
and whenever I desired to be solitary, I was suffered to sit here behind
my piece of cannon unmolested. The cliff went down before me almost
sheer, but mantled with a thicket of climbing trees; from farther down,
an outwork raised its turret; and across the valley I had a view of
that long terrace of Princes Street which serves as a promenade to the
fashionable inhabitants of Edinburgh. A singularity in a military
prison, that it should command a view on the chief thoroughfare!
It is not necessary that I should trouble you with the train of my reflections,
which turned upon the interview I had just concluded and the hopes that
were now opening before me. What is more essential, my eye (even
while I thought) kept following the movement of the passengers on Princes
Street, as they passed briskly to and fro - met, greeted, and bowed
to each other - or entered and left the shops, which are in that quarter,
and, for a town of the Britannic provinces, particularly fine.
My mind being busy upon other things, the course of my eye was the more
random; and it chanced that I followed, for some time, the advance of
a young gentleman with a red head and a white great-coat, for whom I
cared nothing at the moment, and of whom it is probable I shall be gathered
to my fathers without learning more. He seemed to have a large
acquaintance: his hat was for ever in his hand; and I daresay I had
already observed him exchanging compliments with half a dozen, when
he drew up at last before a young man and a young lady whose tall persons
and gallant carriage I thought I recognised.
It was impossible at such a distance that I could be sure, but the thought
was sufficient, and I craned out of the embrasure to follow them as
long as possible. To think that such emotions, that such a concussion
of the blood, may have been inspired by a chance resemblance, and that
I may have stood and thrilled there for a total stranger! This
distant view, at least, whether of Flora or of some one else, changed
in a moment the course of my reflections. It was all very well,
and it was highly needful, I should see my uncle; but an uncle, a great-uncle
at that, and one whom I had never seen, leaves the imagination cold;
and if I were to leave the castle, I might never again have the opportunity
of finding Flora. The little impression I had made, even supposing
I had made any, how soon it would die out! how soon I should sink to
be a phantom memory, with which (in after days) she might amuse a husband
and children! No, the impression must be clenched, the wax impressed
with the seal, ere I left Edinburgh. And at this the two interests
that were now contending in my bosom came together and became one.
I wished to see Flora again; and I wanted some one to further me in
my flight and to get me new clothes. The conclusion was apparent.
Except for persons in the garrison itself, with whom it was a point
of honour and military duty to retain me captive, I knew, in the whole
country of Scotland, these two alone. If it were to be done at
all, they must be my helpers. To tell them of my designed escape
while I was still in bonds, would be to lay before them a most difficult
choice. What they might do in such a case, I could not in the
least be sure of, for (the same case arising) I was far from sure what
I should do myself. It was plain I must escape first. When
the harm was done, when I was no more than a poor wayside fugitive,
I might apply to them with less offence and more security. To
this end it became necessary that I should find out where they lived
and how to reach it; and feeling a strong confidence that they would
soon return to visit me, I prepared a series of baits with which to
angle for my information. It will be seen the first was good enough.
Perhaps two days after, Master Ronald put in an appearance by himself.
I had no hold upon the boy, and pretermitted my design till I should
have laid court to him and engaged his interest. He was prodigiously
embarrassed, not having previously addressed me otherwise than by a
bow and blushes; and he advanced to me with an air of one stubbornly
performing a duty, like a raw soldier under fire. I laid down
my carving; greeted him with a good deal of formality, such as I thought
he would enjoy; and finding him to remain silent, branched off into
narratives of my campaigns such as Goguelat himself might have scrupled
to endorse. He visibly thawed and brightened; drew more near to
where I sat; forgot his timidity so far as to put many questions; and
at last, with another blush, informed me he was himself expecting a
commission.
‘Well,’ said I, ‘they are fine troops, your British
troops in the Peninsula. A young gentleman of spirit may well
be proud to be engaged at the head of such soldiers.’
‘I know that,’ he said; ‘I think of nothing else.
I think shame to be dangling here at home and going through with this
foolery of education, while others, no older than myself, are in the
field.’
‘I cannot blame you,’ said I. ‘I have felt the
same myself.’
‘There are - there are no troops, are there, quite so good as
ours?’ he asked.
‘Well,’ said I, ‘there is a point about them: they
have a defect, - they are not to be trusted in a retreat. I have
seen them behave very ill in a retreat.’
‘I believe that is our national character,’ he said - God
forgive him! - with an air of pride.
‘I have seen your national character running away at least, and
had the honour to run after it!’ rose to my lips, but I was not
so ill advised as to give it utterance. Every one should be flattered,
but boys and women without stint; and I put in the rest of the afternoon
narrating to him tales of British heroism, for which I should not like
to engage that they were all true.
‘I am quite surprised,’ he said at last. ‘People
tell you the French are insincere. Now, I think your sincerity
is beautiful. I think you have a noble character. I admire
you very much. I am very grateful for your kindness to - to one
so young,’ and he offered me his hand.
‘I shall see you again soon?’ said I.
‘Oh, now! Yes, very soon,’ said he. ‘I
- I wish to tell you. I would not let Flora - Miss Gilchrist,
I mean - come to-day. I wished to see more of you myself.
I trust you are not offended: you know, one should be careful about
strangers.’
I approved his caution, and he took himself away: leaving me in a mixture
of contrarious feelings, part ashamed to have played on one so gullible,
part raging that I should have burned so much incense before the vanity
of England; yet, in the bottom of my soul, delighted to think I had
made a friend - or, at least, begun to make a friend - of Flora’s
brother.
As I had half expected, both made their appearance the next day.
I struck so fine a shade betwixt the pride that is allowed to soldiers
and the sorrowful humility that befits a captive, that I declare, as
I went to meet them, I might have afforded a subject for a painter.
So much was high comedy, I must confess; but so soon as my eyes lighted
full on her dark face and eloquent eyes, the blood leaped into my cheeks
- and that was nature! I thanked them, but not the least with
exultation; it was my cue to be mournful, and to take the pair of them
as one.
‘I have been thinking,’ I said, ‘you have been so
good to me, both of you, stranger and prisoner as I am, that I have
been thinking how I could testify to my gratitude. It may seem
a strange subject for a confidence, but there is actually no one here,
even of my comrades, that knows me by my name and title. By these
I am called plain Champdivers, a name to which I have a right, but not
the name which I should bear, and which (but a little while ago) I must
hide like a crime. Miss Flora, suffer me to present to you the
Vicomte Anne de Kéroual de Saint-Yves, a private soldier.’
‘I knew it!’ cried the boy; ‘I knew he was a noble!’
And I thought the eyes of Miss Flora said the same, but more persuasively.
All through this interview she kept them on the ground, or only gave
them to me for a moment at a time, and with a serious sweetness.
‘You may conceive, my friends, that this is rather a painful confession,’
I continued. ‘To stand here before you, vanquished, a prisoner
in a fortress, and take my own name upon my lips, is painful to the
proud. And yet I wished that you should know me. Long after
this, we may yet hear of one another - perhaps Mr. Gilchrist and myself
in the field and from opposing camps - and it would be a pity if we
heard and did not recognise.’
They were both moved; and began at once to press upon me offers of service,
such as to lend me books, get me tobacco if I used it, and the like.
This would have been all mighty welcome, before the tunnel was ready.
Now it signified no more to me than to offer the transition I required.
‘My dear friends,’ I said - ‘for you must allow me
to call you that, who have no others within so many hundred leagues
- perhaps you will think me fanciful and sentimental; and perhaps indeed
I am; but there is one service that I would beg of you before all others.
You see me set here on the top of this rock in the midst of your city.
Even with what liberty I have, I have the opportunity to see a myriad
roofs, and I dare to say, thirty leagues of sea and land. All
this hostile! Under all these roofs my enemies dwell; wherever
I see the smoke of a house rising, I must tell myself that some one
sits before the chimney and reads with joy of our reverses. Pardon
me, dear friends, I know that you must do the same, and I do not grudge
at it! With you, it is all different. Show me your house
then, were it only the chimney, or, if that be not visible, the quarter
of the town in which it lies! So, when I look all about me, I
shall be able to say: “There is one house in which I am not
quite unkindly thought of.”’
Flora stood a moment.
‘It is a pretty thought,’ said she, ‘and, as far as
regards Ronald and myself, a true one. Come, I believe I can show
you the very smoke out of our chimney.’
So saying, she carried me round the battlements towards the opposite
or southern side of the fortress, and indeed to a bastion almost immediately
overlooking the place of our projected flight. Thence we had a
view of some foreshortened suburbs at our feet, and beyond of a green,
open, and irregular country rising towards the Pentland Hills.
The face of one of these summits (say two leagues from where we stood)
is marked with a procession of white scars. And to this she directed
my attention.
‘You see these marks?’ she said. ‘We call them
the Seven Sisters. Follow a little lower with your eye, and you
will see a fold of the hill, the tops of some trees, and a tail of smoke
out of the midst of them. That is Swanston Cottage, where my brother
and I are living with my aunt. If it gives you pleasure to see
it, I am glad. We, too, can see the castle from a corner in the
garden, and we go there in the morning often - do we not, Ronald? -
and we think of you, M. de Saint-Yves; but I am afraid it does not altogether
make us glad.’
‘Mademoiselle!’ said I, and indeed my voice was scarce under
command, ‘if you knew how your generous words - how even the sight
of you - relieved the horrors of this place, I believe, I hope, I know,
you would be glad. I will come here daily and look at that dear
chimney and these green hills, and bless you from the heart, and dedicate
to you the prayers of this poor sinner. Ah! I do not say
they can avail!’
‘Who can say that, M. de Saint-Yves?’ she said softly.
‘But I think it is time we should be going.’
‘High time,’ said Ronald, whom (to say the truth) I had
a little forgotten.
On the way back, as I was laying myself out to recover lost ground with
the youth, and to obliterate, if possible, the memory of my last and
somewhat too fervent speech, who should come past us but the major?
I had to stand aside and salute as he went by, but his eyes appeared
entirely occupied with Flora.
‘Who is that man?’ she asked.
‘He is a friend of mine,’ said I. ‘I give him
lessons in French, and he has been very kind to me.’
‘He stared,’ she said, - ‘I do not say, rudely; but
why should he stare?’
‘If you do not wish to be stared at, mademoiselle, suffer me to
recommend a veil,’ said I.
She looked at me with what seemed anger. ‘I tell you the
man stared,’ she said.
And Ronald added. ‘Oh, I don’t think he meant any
harm. I suppose he was just surprised to see us walking about
with a pr - with M. Saint-Yves.’
But the next morning, when I went to Chevenix’s rooms, and after
I had dutifully corrected his exercise - ‘I compliment you on
your taste,’ said he to me.
‘I beg your pardon?’ said I.
‘Oh no, I beg yours,’ said he. ‘You understand
me perfectly, just as I do you.’
I murmured something about enigmas.
‘Well, shall I give you the key to the enigma?’ said he,
leaning back. ‘That was the young lady whom Goguelat insulted
and whom you avenged. I do not blame you. She is a heavenly
creature.’
‘With all my heart, to the last of it!’ said I. ‘And
to the first also, if it amuses you! You are become so very acute
of late that I suppose you must have your own way.’
‘What is her name?’ he asked.
‘Now, really!’ said I. ‘Do you think it likely
she has told me?’
‘I think it certain,’ said he.
I could not restrain my laughter. ‘Well, then, do you think
it likely I would tell you?’ I cried.
‘Not a bit.’ said he. ‘But come, to our lesson!’
CHAPTER VI - THE ESCAPE
The time for our escape drew near, and the nearer it came the less we
seemed to enjoy the prospect. There is but one side on which this
castle can be left either with dignity or safety; but as there is the
main gate and guard, and the chief street of the upper city, it is not
to be thought of by escaping prisoners. In all other directions
an abominable precipice surrounds it, down the face of which (if anywhere
at all) we must regain our liberty. By our concurrent labours
in many a dark night, working with the most anxious precautions against
noise, we had made out to pierce below the curtain about the south-west
corner, in a place they call the Devil’s Elbow. I
have never met that celebrity; nor (if the rest of him at all comes
up to what they called his elbow) have I the least desire of his acquaintance.
From the heel of the masonry, the rascally, breakneck precipice descended
sheer among waste lands, scattered suburbs of the city, and houses in
the building. I had never the heart to look for any length of
time - the thought that I must make the descent in person some dark
night robbing me of breath; and, indeed, on anybody not a seaman or
a steeple-jack, the mere sight of the Devil’s Elbow wrought
like an emetic.
I don’t know where the rope was got, and doubt if I much cared.
It was not that which gravelled me, but whether, now that we had it,
it would serve our turn. Its length, indeed, we made a shift to
fathom out; but who was to tell us how that length compared with the
way we had to go? Day after day, there would be always some of
us stolen out to the Devil’s Elbow and making estimates
of the descent, whether by a bare guess or the dropping of stones.
A private of pioneers remembered the formula for that - or else remembered
part of it and obligingly invented the remainder. I had never
any real confidence in that formula; and even had we got it from a book,
there were difficulties in the way of the application that might have
daunted Archimedes. We durst not drop any considerable pebble
lest the sentinels should hear, and those that we dropped we could not
hear ourselves. We had never a watch - or none that had a second-hand;
and though every one of us could guess a second to a nicety, all somehow
guessed it differently. In short, if any two set forth upon this
enterprise, they invariably returned with two opinions, and often with
a black eye in the bargain. I looked on upon these proceedings,
although not without laughter, yet with impatience and disgust.
I am one that cannot bear to see things botched or gone upon with ignorance;
and the thought that some poor devil was to hazard his bones upon such
premises, revolted me. Had I guessed the name of that unhappy
first adventurer, my sentiments might have been livelier still.
The designation of this personage was indeed all that remained for us
to do; and even in that we had advanced so far that the lot had fallen
on Shed B. It had been determined to mingle the bitter and the
sweet; and whoever went down first, the whole of his shed-mates were
to follow next in order. This caused a good deal of joy in Shed
B, and would have caused more if it had not still remained to choose
our pioneer. In view of the ambiguity in which we lay as to the
length of the rope and the height of the precipice - and that this gentleman
was to climb down from fifty to seventy fathoms on a pitchy night, on
a rope entirely free, and with not so much as an infant child to steady
it at the bottom, a little backwardness was perhaps excusable.
But it was, in our case, more than a little. The truth is, we
were all womanish fellows about a height; and I have myself been put,
more than once, hors de combat by a less affair than the rock
of Edinburgh Castle.
We discussed it in the dark and between the passage of the rounds; and
it was impossible for any body of men to show a less adventurous spirit.
I am sure some of us, and myself first among the number, regretted Goguelat.
Some were persuaded it was safe, and could prove the same by argument;
but if they had good reasons why some one else should make the trial,
they had better still why it should not be themselves. Others,
again, condemned the whole idea as insane; among these, as ill-luck
would have it, a seaman of the fleet; who was the most dispiriting of
all. The height, he reminded us, was greater than the tallest
ship’s mast, the rope entirely free; and he as good as defied
the boldest and strongest to succeed. We were relieved from this
dead-lock by our sergeant-major of dragoons.
‘Comrades,’ said he, ‘I believe I rank you all; and
for that reason, if you really wish it, I will be the first myself.
At the same time, you are to consider what the chances are that I may
prove to be the last, as well. I am no longer young - I was sixty
near a month ago. Since I have been a prisoner, I have made for
myself a little bedaine. My arms are all gone to fat.
And you must promise not to blame me, if I fall and play the devil with
the whole thing.’
‘We cannot hear of such a thing!’ said I. ‘M.
Laclas is the oldest man here; and, as such, he should be the very last
to offer. It is plain, we must draw lots.’
‘No,’ said M. Laclas; ‘you put something else in my
head! There is one here who owes a pretty candle to the others,
for they have kept his secret. Besides, the rest of us are only
rabble; and he is another affair altogether. Let Champdivers -
let the noble go the first.’
I confess there was a notable pause before the noble in question got
his voice. But there was no room for choice. I had been
so ill-advised, when I first joined the regiment, as to take ground
on my nobility. I had been often rallied on the matter in the
ranks, and had passed under the by-names of Monseigneur and the
Marquis. It was now needful I should justify myself and take
a fair revenge.
Any little hesitation I may have felt passed entirely unnoticed, from
the lucky incident of a round happening at that moment to go by.
And during the interval of silence there occurred something that sent
my blood to the boil. There was a private in our shed called Clausel,
a man of a very ugly disposition. He had made one of the followers
of Goguelat; but, whereas Goguelat had always a kind of monstrous gaiety
about him, Clausel was no less morose than he was evil-minded.
He was sometimes called the General, and sometimes by a name
too ill-mannered for repetition. As we all sat listening, this
man’s hand was laid on my shoulder, and his voice whispered in
my ear: ‘If you don’t go, I’ll have you hanged, Marquis!’
As soon as the round was past - ‘Certainly, gentlemen!’
said I. ‘I will give you a lead, with all the pleasure in
the world. But, first of all, there is a hound here to be punished.
M. Clausel has just insulted me, and dishonoured the French army; and
I demand that he run the gauntlet of this shed.’
There was but one voice asking what he had done, and, as soon as I had
told them, but one voice agreeing to the punishment. The General
was, in consequence, extremely roughly handled, and the next day was
congratulated by all who saw him on his new decorations.
It was lucky for us that he was one of the prime movers and believers
in our project of escape, or he had certainly revenged himself by a
denunciation. As for his feelings towards myself, they appeared,
by his looks, to surpass humanity; and I made up my mind to give him
a wide berth in the future.
Had I been to go down that instant, I believe I could have carried it
well. But it was already too late - the day was at hand.
The rest had still to be summoned. Nor was this the extent of
my misfortune; for the next night, and the night after, were adorned
with a perfect galaxy of stars, and showed every cat that stirred in
a quarter of a mile. During this interval, I have to direct your
sympathies on the Vicomte de Saint-Yves! All addressed me softly,
like folk round a sickbed. Our Italian corporal, who had got a
dozen of oysters from a fishwife, laid them at my feet, as though I
were a Pagan idol; and I have never since been wholly at my ease in
the society of shellfish. He who was the best of our carvers brought
me a snuff-box, which he had just completed, and which, while it was
yet in hand, he had often declared he would not part with under fifteen
dollars. I believe the piece was worth the money too! And
yet the voice stuck in my throat with which I must thank him.
I found myself, in a word, to be fed up like a prisoner in a camp of
anthropophagi, and honoured like the sacrificial bull. And what
with these annoyances, and the risky venture immediately ahead, I found
my part a trying one to play.
It was a good deal of a relief when the third evening closed about the
castle with volumes of sea-fog. The lights of Princes Street sometimes
disappeared, sometimes blinked across at us no brighter than the eyes
of cats; and five steps from one of the lanterns on the ramparts it
was already groping dark. We made haste to lie down. Had
our jailers been upon the watch, they must have observed our conversation
to die out unusually soon. Yet I doubt if any of us slept.
Each lay in his place, tortured at once with the hope of liberty and
the fear of a hateful death. The guard call sounded; the hum of
the town declined by little and little. On all sides of us, in
their different quarters, we could hear the watchman cry the hours along
the street. Often enough, during my stay in England, have I listened
to these gruff or broken voices; or perhaps gone to my window when I
lay sleepless, and watched the old gentleman hobble by upon the causeway
with his cape and his cap, his hanger and his rattle. It was ever
a thought with me how differently that cry would re-echo in the chamber
of lovers, beside the bed of death, or in the condemned cell.
I might be said to hear it that night myself in the condemned cell!
At length a fellow with a voice like a bull’s began to roar out
in the opposite thoroughfare:
‘Past yin o’cloak, and a dark, haary moarnin’.’
At which we were all silently afoot.
As I stole about the battlements towards the - gallows, I was about
to write - the sergeant-major, perhaps doubtful of my resolution, kept
close by me, and occasionally proffered the most indigestible reassurances
in my ear. At last I could bear them no longer.
‘Be so obliging as to let me be!’ said I. ‘I
am neither a coward nor a fool. What do you know of whether
the rope be long enough? But I shall know it in ten minutes!’
The good old fellow laughed in his moustache, and patted me.
It was all very well to show the disposition of my temper before a friend
alone; before my assembled comrades the thing had to go handsomely.
It was then my time to come on the stage; and I hope I took it handsomely.
‘Now, gentlemen,’ said I, ‘if the rope is ready, here
is the criminal!’
The tunnel was cleared, the stake driven, the rope extended. As
I moved forward to the place, many of my comrades caught me by the hand
and wrung it, an attention I could well have done without.
‘Keep an eye on Clausel!’ I whispered to Laclas; and with
that, got down on my elbows and knees took the rope in both hands, and
worked myself, feet foremost, through the tunnel. When the earth
failed under my feet, I thought my heart would have stopped; and a moment
after I was demeaning myself in mid-air like a drunken jumping-jack.
I have never been a model of piety, but at this juncture prayers and
a cold sweat burst from me simultaneously.
The line was knotted at intervals of eighteen inches; and to the inexpert
it may seem as if it should have been even easy to descend. The
trouble was, this devil of a piece of rope appeared to be inspired,
not with life alone, but with a personal malignity against myself.
It turned to the one side, paused for a moment, and then spun me like
a toasting-jack to the other; slipped like an eel from the clasp of
my feet; kept me all the time in the most outrageous fury of exertion;
and dashed me at intervals against the face of the rock. I had
no eyes to see with; and I doubt if there was anything to see but darkness.
I must occasionally have caught a gasp of breath, but it was quite unconscious.
And the whole forces of my mind were so consumed with losing hold and
getting it again, that I could scarce have told whether I was going
up or coming down.
Of a sudden I knocked against the cliff with such a thump as almost
bereft me of my sense; and, as reason twinkled back, I was amazed to
find that I was in a state of rest, that the face of the precipice here
inclined outwards at an angle which relieved me almost wholly of the
burthen of my own weight, and that one of my feet was safely planted
on a ledge. I drew one of the sweetest breaths in my experience,
hugged myself against the rope, and closed my eyes in a kind of ecstasy
of relief. It occurred to me next to see how far I was advanced
on my unlucky journey, a point on which I had not a shadow of a guess.
I looked up: there was nothing above me but the blackness of the night
and the fog. I craned timidly forward and looked down. There,
upon a floor of darkness, I beheld a certain pattern of hazy lights,
some of them aligned as in thoroughfares, others standing apart as in
solitary houses; and before I could well realise it, or had in the least
estimated my distance, a wave of nausea and vertigo warned me to lie
back and close my eyes. In this situation I had really but the
one wish, and that was: something else to think of! Strange to
say, I got it: a veil was torn from my mind, and I saw what a fool I
was - what fools we had all been - and that I had no business to be
thus dangling between earth and heaven by my arms. The only thing
to have done was to have attached me to a rope and lowered me, and I
had never the wit to see it till that moment!
I filled my lungs, got a good hold on my rope, and once more launched
myself on the descent. As it chanced, the worst of the danger
was at an end, and I was so fortunate as to be never again exposed to
any violent concussion. Soon after I must have passed within a
little distance of a bush of wallflower, for the scent of it came over
me with that impression of reality which characterises scents in darkness.
This made me a second landmark, the ledge being my first. I began
accordingly to compute intervals of time: so much to the ledge, so much
again to the wallflower, so much more below. If I were not at
the bottom of the rock, I calculated I must be near indeed to the end
of the rope, and there was no doubt that I was not far from the end
of my own resources. I began to be light-headed and to be tempted
to let go, - now arguing that I was certainly arrived within a few feet
of the level and could safely risk a fall, anon persuaded I was still
close at the top and it was idle to continue longer on the rock.
In the midst of which I came to a bearing on plain ground, and had nearly
wept aloud. My hands were as good as flayed, my courage entirely
exhausted, and, what with the long strain and the sudden relief, my
limbs shook under me with more than the violence of ague, and I was
glad to cling to the rope.
But this was no time to give way. I had (by God’s single
mercy) got myself alive out of that fortress; and now I had to try to
get the others, my comrades. There was about a fathom of rope
to spare; I got it by the end, and searched the whole ground thoroughly
for anything to make it fast to. In vain: the ground was broken
and stony, but there grew not there so much as a bush of furze.
‘Now then,’ thought I to myself, ‘here begins a new
lesson, and I believe it will prove richer than the first. I am
not strong enough to keep this rope extended. If I do not keep
it extended the next man will be dashed against the precipice.
There is no reason why he should have my extravagant good luck.
I see no reason why he should not fall - nor any place for him to fall
on but my head.’
From where I was now standing there was occasionally visible, as the
fog lightened, a lamp in one of the barrack windows, which gave me a
measure of the height he had to fall and the horrid force that he must
strike me with. What was yet worse, we had agreed to do without
signals: every so many minutes by Laclas’ watch another man was
to be started from the battlements. Now, I had seemed to myself
to be about half an hour in my descent, and it seemed near as long again
that I waited, straining on the rope for my next comrade to begin.
I began to be afraid that our conspiracy was out, that my friends were
all secured, and that I should pass the remainder of the night, and
be discovered in the morning, vainly clinging to the rope’s end
like a hooked fish upon an angle. I could not refrain, at this
ridiculous image, from a chuckle of laughter. And the next moment
I knew, by the jerking of the rope, that my friend had crawled out of
the tunnel and was fairly launched on his descent. It appears
it was the sailor who had insisted on succeeding me: as soon as my continued
silence had assured him the rope was long enough, Gautier, for that
was his name, had forgot his former arguments, and shown himself so
extremely forward, that Laclas had given way. It was like the
fellow, who had no harm in him beyond an instinctive selfishness.
But he was like to have paid pretty dearly for the privilege.
Do as I would, I could not keep the rope as I could have wished it;
and he ended at last by falling on me from a height of several yards,
so that we both rolled together on the ground. As soon as he could
breathe he cursed me beyond belief, wept over his finger, which he had
broken, and cursed me again. I bade him be still and think shame
of himself to be so great a cry-baby. Did he not hear the round
going by above? I asked; and who could tell but what the noise of his
fall was already remarked, and the sentinels at the very moment leaning
upon the battlements to listen?
The round, however, went by, and nothing was discovered; the third man
came to the ground quite easily; the fourth was, of course, child’s
play; and before there were ten of us collected, it seemed to me that,
without the least injustice to my comrades, I might proceed to take
care of myself.
I knew their plan: they had a map and an almanack, and designed for
Grangemouth, where they were to steal a ship. Suppose them to
do so, I had no idea they were qualified to manage it after it was stolen.
Their whole escape, indeed, was the most haphazard thing imaginable;
only the impatience of captives and the ignorance of private soldiers
would have entertained so misbegotten a device; and though I played
the good comrade and worked with them upon the tunnel, but for the lawyer’s
message I should have let them go without me. Well, now they were
beyond my help, as they had always been beyond my counselling; and,
without word said or leave taken, I stole out of the little crowd.
It is true I would rather have waited to shake hands with Laclas, but
in the last man who had descended I thought I recognised Clausel, and
since the scene in the shed my distrust of Clausel was perfect.
I believed the man to be capable of any infamy, and events have since
shown that I was right.
CHAPTER VII - SWANSTON COTTAGE
I had two views. The first was, naturally, to get clear of Edinburgh
Castle and the town, to say nothing of my fellow-prisoners; the second
to work to the southward so long as it was night, and be near Swanston
Cottage by morning. What I should do there and then, I had no
guess, and did not greatly care, being a devotee of a couple of divinities
called Chance and Circumstance. Prepare, if possible; where it
is impossible, work straight forward, and keep your eyes open and your
tongue oiled. Wit and a good exterior - there is all life in a
nutshell.
I had at first a rather chequered journey: got involved in gardens,
butted into houses, and had even once the misfortune to awake a sleeping
family, the father of which, as I suppose, menaced me from the window
with a blunderbuss. Altogether, though I had been some time gone
from my companions, I was still at no great distance, when a miserable
accident put a period to the escape. Of a sudden the night was
divided by a scream. This was followed by the sound of something
falling, and that again by the report of a musket from the Castle battlements.
It was strange to hear the alarm spread through the city. In the
fortress drums were beat and a bell rung backward. On all hands
the watchmen sprang their rattles. Even in that limbo or no-man’s-land
where I was wandering, lights were made in the houses; sashes were flung
up; I could hear neighbouring families converse from window to window,
and at length I was challenged myself.
‘Wha’s that?’ cried a big voice.
I could see it proceeded from a big man in a big nightcap, leaning from
a one-pair window; and as I was not yet abreast of his house, I judged
it was more wise to answer. This was not the first time I had
had to stake my fortunes on the goodness of my accent in a foreign tongue;
and I have always found the moment inspiriting, as a gambler should.
Pulling around me a sort of great-coat I had made of my blanket, to
cover my sulphur-coloured livery, - ‘A friend!’ said I.
‘What like’s all this collieshangie?’ said he.
I had never heard of a collieshangie in my days, but with the racket
all about us in the city, I could have no doubt as to the man’s
meaning.
‘I do not know, sir, really,’ said I; ‘but I suppose
some of the prisoners will have escaped.’
‘Bedamned!’ says he.
‘Oh, sir, they will be soon taken,’ I replied: ‘it
has been found in time. Good morning, sir!’
‘Ye walk late, sir?’ he added.
‘Oh, surely not,’ said I, with a laugh. ‘Earlyish,
if you like!’ which brought me finally beyond him, highly pleased
with my success.
I was now come forth on a good thoroughfare, which led (as well as I
could judge) in my direction. It brought me almost immediately
through a piece of street, whence I could hear close by the springing
of a watchman’s rattle, and where I suppose a sixth part of the
windows would be open, and the people, in all sorts of night gear, talking
with a kind of tragic gusto from one to another. Here, again,
I must run the gauntlet of a half-dozen questions, the rattle all the
while sounding nearer; but as I was not walking inordinately quick,
as I spoke like a gentleman, and the lamps were too dim to show my dress,
I carried it off once more. One person, indeed, inquired where
I was off to at that hour.
I replied vaguely and cheerfully, and as I escaped at one end of this
dangerous pass I could see the watchman’s lantern entering by
the other. I was now safe on a dark country highway, out of sight
of lights and out of the fear of watchmen. And yet I had not gone
above a hundred yards before a fellow made an ugly rush at me from the
roadside. I avoided him with a leap, and stood on guard, cursing
my empty hands, wondering whether I had to do with an officer or a mere
footpad, and scarce knowing which to wish. My assailant stood
a little; in the thick darkness I could see him bob and sidle as though
he were feinting at me for an advantageous onfall. Then he spoke.
‘My goo’ frien’,’ says he, and at the first
word I pricked my ears, ‘my goo’ frien’, will you
oblishe me with lil neshary infamation? Whish roa’ t’
Cramond?’
I laughed out clear and loud, stepped up to the convivialist, took him
by the shoulders and faced him about. ‘My good friend,’
said I, ‘I believe I know what is best for you much better than
yourself, and may God forgive you the fright you have given me!
There, get you gone to Edinburgh!’ And I gave a shove, which
he obeyed with the passive agility of a ball, and disappeared incontinently
in the darkness down the road by which I had myself come.
Once clear of this foolish fellow, I went on again up a gradual hill,
descended on the other side through the houses of a country village,
and came at last to the bottom of the main ascent leading to the Pentlands
and my destination. I was some way up when the fog began to lighten;
a little farther, and I stepped by degrees into a clear starry night,
and saw in front of me, and quite distinct, the summits of the Pentlands,
and behind, the valley of the Forth and the city of my late captivity
buried under a lake of vapour. I had but one encounter - that
of a farm-cart, which I heard, from a great way ahead of me, creaking
nearer in the night, and which passed me about the point of dawn like
a thing seen in a dream, with two silent figures in the inside nodding
to the horse’s steps. I presume they were asleep; by the
shawl about her head and shoulders, one of them should be a woman.
Soon, by concurrent steps, the day began to break and the fog to subside
and roll away. The east grew luminous and was barred with chilly
colours, and the Castle on its rock, and the spires and chimneys of
the upper town, took gradual shape, and arose, like islands, out of
the receding cloud. All about me was still and sylvan; the road
mounting and winding, with nowhere a sign of any passenger, the birds
chirping, I suppose for warmth, the boughs of the trees knocking together,
and the red leaves falling in the wind.
It was broad day, but still bitter cold and the sun not up, when I came
in view of my destination. A single gable and chimney of the cottage
peeped over the shoulder of the hill; not far off, and a trifle higher
on the mountain, a tall old white-washed farmhouse stood among the trees,
beside a falling brook; beyond were rough hills of pasture. I
bethought me that shepherd folk were early risers, and if I were once
seen skulking in that neighbourhood it might prove the ruin of my prospects;
took advantage of a line of hedge, and worked myself up in its shadow
till I was come under the garden wall of my friends’ house.
The cottage was a little quaint place of many rough-cast gables and
grey roofs. It had something the air of a rambling infinitesimal
cathedral, the body of it rising in the midst two storeys high, with
a steep-pitched roof, and sending out upon all hands (as it were chapter-houses,
chapels, and transepts) one-storeyed and dwarfish projections.
To add to this appearance, it was grotesquely decorated with crockets
and gargoyles, ravished from some medieval church. The place seemed
hidden away, being not only concealed in the trees of the garden, but,
on the side on which I approached it, buried as high as the eaves by
the rising of the ground. About the walls of the garden there
went a line of well-grown elms and beeches, the first entirely bare,
the last still pretty well covered with red leaves, and the centre was
occupied with a thicket of laurel and holly, in which I could see arches
cut and paths winding.
I was now within hail of my friends, and not much the better.
The house appeared asleep; yet if I attempted to wake any one, I had
no guarantee it might not prove either the aunt with the gold eyeglasses
(whom I could only remember with trembling), or some ass of a servant-maid
who should burst out screaming at sight of me. Higher up I could
hear and see a shepherd shouting to his dogs and striding on the rough
sides of the mountain, and it was clear I must get to cover without
loss of time. No doubt the holly thickets would have proved a
very suitable retreat, but there was mounted on the wall a sort of signboard
not uncommon in the country of Great Britain, and very damping to the
adventurous: SPRING GUNS AND MAN-TRAPS was the legend that it bore.
I have learned since that these advertisements, three times out of four,
were in the nature of Quaker guns on a disarmed battery, but I had not
learned it then, and even so, the odds would not have been good enough.
For a choice, I would a hundred times sooner be returned to Edinburgh
Castle and my corner in the bastion, than to leave my foot in a steel
trap or have to digest the contents of an automatic blunderbuss.
There was but one chance left - that Ronald or Flora might be the first
to come abroad; and in order to profit by this chance if it occurred,
I got me on the cope of the wall in a place where it was screened by
the thick branches of a beech, and sat there waiting.
As the day wore on, the sun came very pleasantly out. I had been
awake all night, I had undergone the most violent agitations of mind
and body, and it is not so much to be wondered at, as it was exceedingly
unwise and foolhardy, that I should have dropped into a doze.
From this I awakened to the characteristic sound of digging, looked
down, and saw immediately below me the back view of a gardener in a
stable waistcoat. Now he would appear steadily immersed in his
business; anon, to my more immediate terror, he would straighten his
back, stretch his arms, gaze about the otherwise deserted garden, and
relish a deep pinch of snuff. It was my first thought to drop
from the wall upon the other side. A glance sufficed to show me
that even the way by which I had come was now cut off, and the field
behind me already occupied by a couple of shepherds’ assistants
and a score or two of sheep. I have named the talismans on which
I habitually depend, but here was a conjuncture in which both were wholly
useless. The copestone of a wall arrayed with broken bottles is
no favourable rostrum; and I might be as eloquent as Pitt, and as fascinating
as Richelieu, and neither the gardener nor the shepherd lads would care
a halfpenny. In short, there was no escape possible from my absurd
position: there I must continue to sit until one or other of my neighbours
should raise his eyes and give the signal for my capture.
The part of the wall on which (for my sins) I was posted could be scarce
less than twelve feet high on the inside; the leaves of the beech which
made a fashion of sheltering me were already partly fallen; and I was
thus not only perilously exposed myself, but enabled to command some
part of the garden walks and (under an evergreen arch) the front lawn
and windows of the cottage. For long nothing stirred except my
friend with the spade; then I heard the opening of a sash; and presently
after saw Miss Flora appear in a morning wrapper and come strolling
hitherward between the borders, pausing and visiting her flowers - herself
as fair. There was a friend; here, immediately beneath
me, an unknown quantity - the gardener: how to communicate with the
one and not attract the notice of the other? To make a noise was
out of the question; I dared scarce to breathe. I held myself
ready to make a gesture as soon as she should look, and she looked in
every possible direction but the one. She was interested in the
vilest tuft of chickweed, she gazed at the summit of the mountain, she
came even immediately below me and conversed on the most fastidious
topics with the gardener; but to the top of that wall she would not
dedicate a glance! At last she began to retrace her steps in the
direction of the cottage; whereupon, becoming quite desperate, I broke
off a piece of plaster, took a happy aim, and hit her with it in the
nape of the neck. She clapped her hand to the place, turned about,
looked on all sides for an explanation, and spying me (as indeed I was
parting the branches to make it the more easy), half uttered and half
swallowed down again a cry of surprise