This is a quick test of a splash message!

Welcome to the test product, whatever it is.

Maybe we remind you that this and that are
copyrights, trademarks, etc, and that you
only have a license to USE whatever product
this is, and don't actually get to OWN it!

Oh, and if you thought we cared, we have made
sure to set .contact to 'mail /dev/null'..

Remember, this is, of course, only a test, and any
resemblence to any actual software company policies 
and practices are purely coincidental!
